Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch Football

1. Because you can watch The Closer marathone:
2.The Closer
3.The Closer
4.The Closer
5.The Closer
6.Kara Sedgwicke as Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson
I know she must spell Leigh like this because she's acting southern
7.And of course there's G.W. Bailey as Lt. Provenza the nice white haired guy hey
white is good
8.And then there's the overbearing mother on the show I don't know why mom's are put in that catagory but I tend to call it a gift from God to our children .Well let's end up on a happy note
9. The Closer
10.How about those Giants

top ten birthday party rules

1.wait till children have a nap before party
2. don't have any Elmo's gifts,to much stress for mom who's child belongs in EA,
elmo's anonymous
3. don't make birthday boy or girl share new toys it's their day
4.open gifts later might help the addicted child who shall remain anonymous the one who picks up remote control and says Elmo
5.let children go outside
6.even if's there's snow
7.everyone else inside
8.have mini cupcakes big ones are too much
9.wear your earplugs
10.or just pretend your in the zone who cares
11. i know i said it was ten but remember the EA child in your prayers